How's My Driving? Call 1800-8-Shit Stickers (2-Pack)
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How's My Driving? Call 1800-8-Shit Stickers – Funny Car Bumper Decals (2-Pack)

SKU: 16-009645

The classic sarcastic bumper sticker phrase that never gets old — perfect for anyone who drives with attitude and a sense of humour.

  • 2 stickers included per pack
  • Sizes: 10–55cm or 4–21in preset, custom sizes up to 120cm available
  • 19 colour options
  • Applied using transfer tape
  • Removes cleanly without residue
£4.00
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"How's My Driving? Call 1800-8-Shit" is one of the most recognised sarcastic bumper sticker phrases in car culture — a bold, no-nonsense response to the classic trucking safety sign, turned into a piece of comedic road art. It's a favourite among JDM fans, stance builds, daily drivers and anyone who likes their car to say what they're thinking.

Whether it's riding low on a slammed hatch, tucked onto the rear glass of a hot hatch, or stuck across a van tailgate, these decals land every time. A great gift for the car enthusiast or petrolhead with a sense of humour in your life.

Fits perfectly on rear bumpers, boot lids, rear windscreens, tailgates, van panels and toolbox lids.

What You Get:

  • 2 die-cut vinyl stickers per pack
  • Preset sizes 10–55cm or 4–21in, custom sizes up to 120cm available
  • 19 colour options to match any build

Why You'll Love It:

  • Applied using transfer tape for a clean, flat finish
  • Removes cleanly without leaving residue
  • Bold JDM-style typography that reads clearly at distance

Looking for funny car stickers and sarcastic bumper decals for your build? Browse our full Quotes & Sayings sticker range.

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"How's My Driving? Call 1800-8-Shit" is one of the most recognised sarcastic bumper sticker phrases in car culture — a bold, no-nonsense response to the classic trucking safety sign, turned into a piece of comedic road art. It's a favourite among JDM fans, stance builds, daily drivers and anyone who likes their car to say what they're thinking.

Whether it's riding low on a slammed hatch, tucked onto the rear glass of a hot hatch, or stuck across a van tailgate, these decals land every time. A great gift for the car enthusiast or petrolhead with a sense of humour in your life.

Fits perfectly on rear bumpers, boot lids, rear windscreens, tailgates, van panels and toolbox lids.

What You Get:

  • 2 die-cut vinyl stickers per pack
  • Preset sizes 10–55cm or 4–21in, custom sizes up to 120cm available
  • 19 colour options to match any build

Why You'll Love It:

  • Applied using transfer tape for a clean, flat finish
  • Removes cleanly without leaving residue
  • Bold JDM-style typography that reads clearly at distance

Looking for funny car stickers and sarcastic bumper decals for your build? Browse our full Quotes & Sayings sticker range.

  • Reference
    16-009645

  • Sticker type
    Die cut
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